Skampus

The funni man of finobe

Skampus: “I’m having problems with the finobe client”

User: “HAHAHA GOOD ONE SKAMPUS”

by That random guy thing September 15, 2019

swampus

A medical term referring to the impending condition of swamp ass

I think I'm coming down with a case of swampus.

by Rubber Band Balls January 5, 2011

Slamtus

You have just posted a status on facebook. Within 20 seconds 1 person has responded, then 2.. and a third. Before you know it a few people have LIKED the status. Your status is on FIRE. It's getting slammed!! SLAMTUS!

Rick: Fuck me dude, I just posted a status about how my mother caught me jacking off and I got swamped by people giving me shit

Trevor: Yeah man as soon as I saw the status I clicked like & saw 30 other people had already clicked like within 2 minutes of you posting it! You experienced a slamtus buddy.

by K-man75 February 8, 2012

shampussy

When a female moisturizes your beard with her coochie juice.

Shampussy- When a chick rides your face and leaves your beard wet.

by SirAlihaaannn January 19, 2021

swampuss

A portmanteau combining the words "swamp" and "pussy"; it occurs when a female ceases to wash her va-jay-jay for an extended period of time, resulting in said va-jay-jay reeking of an odour so foul that one could start a bush fire by simply lighting a match near the fumes.

Jim: Yo, how was it with Katie last night? You get it in?
John: Dawg, I couldn't even get hard! Her swampuss was so bad that the fumes incinerated my condom!

by traphouse333 June 20, 2018

Slamputee

The beating from one lacking limbs.

Damn, James Joyce! If you didn't eat him that fast, that guy woulda went Slamputee on yo' ass... Fosheezie!

by THe Funk Trunk Blumpkin Explosion (REKANYZE!) October 19, 2002

slaypussyqueen

A name of something that is really amazing or good.

If using it when describing someone it means they are super cool, fun, and genuinely amazing.

Some people that our slaypussyqueens are Caden, Gus, Max, Laura, Cora, and SUNNY <3.

Person one: Wow Gus is so slaypussyqueen!
Person two: Yeah he is!

by Sunny4dayss April 20, 2022