skwish

1. To have a crush on someone

2. A squeezing hug while both saying "skwwwwish" usually involving the rubbing together of noses

3. Charlene

1. "Mary has a skwish on Joe"

2. Joe: "That Mary gave me a big skwish last night"
Bob: "Dude, score!"

3. "Hey Skwish, can you get me a beer"

by The Skwish May 4, 2006

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skwine

Verb ('skwīn) - to engage in video chat with someone, primarily using the software Skype, while drinking wine. Skwine, or skwining, is most commonly used to catch up with a friend who lives too far away to regularly catch up in person. When you skwine, it should be a relaxed time, full of laughter or deep conversation, or both! Individuals may substitute FaceTime or other video software platforms; however this is not truly skwine. The same is true for substituting beverages other than wine. It's allowed, but somewhat frowned upon.

My friend moved from Florida to the Dominican Republic, but we skwine regularly to stay in touch.
I love hearing about her new life in Ohio when we skwine.

by deliciousdelton November 29, 2018

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skwiss

Often referred to as one of the most vulgar activities known to man, it is the act of kicking swiss cheese. Other names for this act include "swiss kick" and "kick of swiss", but "skwiss" undeniably has the best ring to it.

"Man, did you see that anthropologist?"
"Yeah bro, he just skwissed"
"I know dude, I bet his boss is gonna fire him for that."

by BigMVSauce January 3, 2021

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Skwidge

1. The squishy sound made when you step in something squishy like mud or a fresh turd

2. When something is thrown and makes a squishy sound, like a tomato getting launched at a wall really hard

3. Ya Mum lol

4. A really wet sounding fart that is heard by a few people

5. Lincoln iz a skwidge

Also - a Proffesional Skwidger is a person that goes around and make as many Skwidges as possible

I thought it was a rock until i stepped on it and heard that terrifying skwidge, i knew then that it wasnt a rock

Me and some friends were Skwidge-ing our way through some thick mud on our way to the river

by MattyBoi (.)(.)ha i made boobz February 12, 2010

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skwindow

Skwindow is short for 'Skiving Window', a very small web browser window used tactically in open plan offices to surreptitiously browse non-work related websites.

Skwindows should be a third to a quarter of the height of your usual web browser window, making the content much harder to spot from across the room. The more people your screen is visible to, the smaller your skwindow will need to be, especially if you're reading social media feeds (the most obvious culprits for internet skiving during work hours).

The main drawbacks of skwindows are a risk of RSI from nonstop scrolling in such a small space, being unable to see the whole of a photo, and also that the distinctive shape and size of the skwindow as a constant presence becomes a giveaway in itself.

If you make a small enough skwindow, the Facebook title bar completely disappears when you scroll down. Good to know.

Jill's manager must be lurking nearby, because her skwindow is literally only the height of one tweet right now!

by halfahorse December 16, 2013

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