skooled

verb. (derogatory)

1. decisively beaten.
2. humiliating defeat.
3. to be shown up.
4. being owned.
5. to get spanked.

Etymology: derived from schooled - to be taught a lesson. It is purposely misspelled to make it's derisive nature/usage understood.

Man, if you gonna talk smack you better bring or you'll get skooled.

If you ever find yourself being skooled, best not bitch about it. Doing so makes you look like a tool.

by TranceaddicT April 19, 2014

skooj

A euphemism that substitutes any noun, verb, or adjective in any context in order to add humor and ambiguity to a given thought.

"You got skooj all over my burger."
"I wonder if I skoojed the test or not."
"That car is a tad skooj, don't you think?"

by Tyrgannus March 29, 2009

Skooner

A sailing ship

Esperance is a purpose-built day charter Sailing Skooner.

A skooner experience is a true sailing adventure: they give guests a genuine feel of yachting on the ocean’s waves.

by Beskyta May 13, 2022

skooze

To ejaculate in someone's face.

"You see that girl in the back row of the class? I skoozed her last night."

by the_mofajous March 28, 2009

Skooja

A sexual move when both gay lovers cum then piss in mount of each other.

Hey let’s not 69 tonight let’s pull a skooja wanna try something different now we’re in Mabelton.

by PutItInReverseTerry December 13, 2021

Skooter leak

The cum that leaks out of a woman's freshly fucked vagina.

(Girl sitting with leg up while on the golf cart)

man walking by: Dude, did you pee your pants???

Girl: no!!! It's your brother's nut, leaking out of my skooter! aka: skooter leak

by curtain convention October 14, 2009

skooner

A deragatory term used to define someone from the east coast of Canada, such as New Foundland or P.E.I.

Get lost, ya skooner!

The pub was playing some skooner music last night.

by Nik Smith January 2, 2007