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Simpossible

Something that is only possible if you're a simp.
Person 1: I just donated 1000$ to my favorite female streamer!
Person 2: Really I don't believe you, that's impossible!
Person 1: That's not impossible you idiot, that's simpossible!
by Civilian Gaming February 27, 2022
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Simpcel

dominic is being a simpcel in the den.
by intheden September 12, 2018
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Simpophobia

The completely rational and understandable fear and hatred towards simps.
"Hey bro wanna hang out with Joe ?"
"Nah I sorta have simpophobia, meaning I'm simpophobic"
by epicondylitis May 27, 2020
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No simpo

A phrase used to deny the act of simping.
Can be compared to "No homo".
Sasha: Damn it's raining cats and dogs out here!
Jack: No simpo, but I laughed at that.
by sashawatermelon December 22, 2019
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Simpcel

A : Bro do you remember that incel who used to slutshame women, he now has a girlfriend who sells nudes online. What a simp.
B : I know right, that's what we call a simpcel.
by Othmannnnnnne June 27, 2020
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simpcel

A simpcel is an offshoot of the incel but projects his own desire for attention from women by attacking men he jealously believes are vying for or already getting the attention he wants.

Like incels, the simpcel uses the term simp unironically to accuse men of doing, saying and/or paying a woman whatever she wants in exchange for some form of attention though typically they attack any men they perceive as less misogynistic than them.

The simpcel tends to overuse the word simp and may or might not be fully indoctrinated into the inceldom.
"I'm done harassing her now. All I ever wanted is that she reads my tweets." - a simpcell
by DVS_Sicarius July 28, 2020
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simpony

Simpony is a play on words of SIMP and symphony. Simpony is a nickname given to people who act like complete idiots.
Guy 1: Hey, you remember simpony?
Guy 2: Simpony?
Guy 1: Yeah, Simpony is Bob's new nickname.
by MuddledGuy May 20, 2020
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