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to simmons

The verb form of simmonsing. Conjugating: I simmons, you simmons, he/she simmons, we simmons, you all simmons, they simmons.

To simmons means to park your car backwards for the purpose of an easy exit or getaway.
Hey Seth, will you simmons the car before we rob the bank?

Shakespeare once said, "To simmons or not to simmons, that is the question."
by Anthony6869 June 17, 2008
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Simmone

Look in the mirror, what do you see? I’ll tell you: you’re looking at someone who is almost certainly inferior in every way to one of - if not THE - baddest bitch in the Milky Way galaxy. They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but once you see a Simmone, you’ll BEHOLDIN your jaw cause it just hit the ground at terminal velocity.
Bitches: wow, I look okay toda-
Everyone: Quit, you look like a boiled egg; where is Simmone at
by notchrisdontlookatme January 29, 2020
mugGet the Simmonemug.

Simmonator

(from the latin word "symmynatre" - To love the same sex, homosexual) This word has been used commonly in the East Midlands recently to commemmorate local legend 'Mr.Simmons'
(chant) "Simmonator, simmonator, rock on with the simmonator..."
by J R Charles November 26, 2004
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Simmone

Look in the mirror, what do you see? I’ll tell you: you’re looking at someone who is almost certainly inferior in every way to one of - if not THE - baddest bitch in the Milky Way galaxy. They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but once you see a Simmone, you’ll BEHOLDIN your jaw cause it just hit the ground at terminal velocity.
Bitches: wow, I look okay toda-
Everyone: Quit, you look like a boiled egg; where is Simmone at
by notchrisdontlookatme January 29, 2020
mugGet the Simmonemug.

simmonized

One who has been slain by the evil dark lord (maths teacher) Mr Simmonds, one of his most notorious simmonizations was that of Mr Frimpong.
Frimpong got simmonized!!
by ADAMMAN September 26, 2006
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simmons

a person, usually male, who likes to dress up weirdly or put make up on
guy 1: see that guy over there the one with the eye shadow

guy 2: you mean the simmons
by kobie22 April 11, 2009
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simmone

A out-going talk-a-tive girl who will jump into any car she sees and she is very smart
Man this girl hoped in my van last night that has to be a simmone
by Rock a dock a doodle August 25, 2016
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