Simic

if you have this as your last name, your fuckin awesome and well endowed

oh so your last name is simic..... i could of guessed by your awesome swag

by as24 October 14, 2009

semicharmed

the semi-erect stage of a penis; the stage between a limp penis and one in full erection.

"I didn't have the usual morning wood today when I woke up. Instead, my dick was semicharmed."

by Semicharmed June 11, 2007

samiches

What mom calls sandwiches.

We could bring some samiches.

by Brian Johnson February 8, 2005

Sikich

To ejaculate in your hand and smear it all over your own face

After masturbating to gay porn i decided to sikich all over my face.

by finedopedope May 6, 2009

samich girl

A girl who is so skinny you think someone aught to stop and give her a samich. Generally meant to be descriptive rather than an insult or compliment. Derives from a decriptive conversation; you know that skinny girl, we're talking real skinny, someone give that girl a samich skinny...

I was at the video store the other day and that samich girl was working again; it reminded me I had to stop at Subway on the way home.

by Captain Jack Beachlife October 1, 2007

flying ham samich

this is where you spread your ass cheeks and engulf the face of a sleeping "friend." this action generally occurs when someone is passed out, or asleep and woken up suddenly. waking up suddenly, and engulfing your own face in someone's ass is what gives the "ham samich" the name designation of "flying"

I was asleep and heard a buzzer. I woke up suddeny and planted my face into an open and waiting ass to recieve my very own flying ham samich. thank you.

by el samich dirty June 8, 2011

samich

a sandwich made on command

make me a samich woman!

by kikiriki May 10, 2008