high signing

Fronting, implying, or false advertising high social status or wealth through the use of fake jewelry and/or bottle service ect. to get more attention.

High signing Niggas got fake chains on in VIP, poppin bottles all weekend. And be broke by Monday

by Bloka December 9, 2015

Signing Cheques you can't cash

Making a promise that you have no realistic chance you can keep.

Jordy to Cheryl - I promise you will win a new car today.
Cheryl to Jordy - You're Signing Cheques you can't cash

by Rizzonator January 5, 2011

Signing Mo Vaughn

Hooking up with a chubby girl, in honor of Steve Phillips' worst decision as general manager, and his worst decision as ESPN analyst.

"Where'd Nick get to?" "Oh, he's upstairs with that fat girl, signing Mo Vaughn."

by it666 October 26, 2009

Signing yearbooks

Going to someone's house to make out or have sex. Usually used when it happens at the end of the school year.

Hey did you see Kim come out of Ron's house? I bet they were signing yearbooks

by Tim Al September 3, 2006

signing

The art of stealing street/construction signs. Usually, any street sign is acceptable to take, however, it is an unspoken rule that signs such as "Hospital" or "In Memory Of" be left alone. Most people say it is unacceptable to take "Stop" signs, but if it's in a sparsely trafficed area, it is usually fine. Almost anything else is fair game. Some people hold contests to see who who is able to jack the funniest/rarest signs. This is a popular sport among the Hellraisers.

Hellraiser 1: Dude, I just jacked a Police Parking Only Sign while signing last night!

Hellraiser 2: You got balls man, but mine is funnier, it says, "Speed Humps Zone"! That one's goin' in my dorm for sure.

by TZR May 21, 2006

Ninja-Signing

When an author secretly signs his/her own books in a bookstore without the bookstore's knowledge.

Brandon Sanderson is ninja-signing books in airports.

by jackatthekilns November 10, 2009

Signing Bonus

The reward of getting a blowjob, or having sexual intercourse right after you ask a girl to be your girlfriend.

Man it was so nice, Shelia was totally giving me blue balls until I popped the question. Best signing bonus of my life.

by zeeferino October 21, 2011