dickmonkey

1. One who swings and attempts to climb the dick of another. Hairs will usually be pulled and torn from the appendage.
2. Any old fuckin driver that is turning, but does so slow that you can feel yourself aging while you wait.

1. Quit sweatin me, ya mutha phukkin dickmonkey.
2. Move the old and busted out of my way, dickmonkey.

by HeteroSapien February 24, 2003

SockMonkey

A Ho that like to do crack!

she aint nothing but a SOCKMONKEY!

by Show February 6, 2005

suckmonkey

noun/verb/adjective. something is putrid, repugnant

I got an F, but the teacher is a suckmonkey. -or- You broke your arm? th is so suckmonkey

by Ewizzle October 15, 2003

SockMonkeyy

Someone who sucks at everything below:
Counter-Strike: Source
Life

SockMonkeyy: Silas

by [ME]vec August 25, 2008

Simonkey

Simonkey is a word used for a crazy person that ncommited several war crimes and human rights violations

"Hitler is a simonkey"

by Not Kinky Kitsune August 11, 2019

Schmonkey

The act of hitting a bomb in baseball.

Lets go, SCHMONKEY!!!

by extremewhitemale May 8, 2023

Schmonkey

Someone who wears glasses, has curly hair, and their first initial is J

You know I’m certain Josh is a Schmonkey.

by Bunsbiy March 1, 2024