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Shwap:

A Shwap is where you sit on the toilet and take a shit, and either whilst shitting or immediately after shitting, you have a wank.

After that and you finally finish, it should tire you out to the point of immediately going to sleep.
Yea man on my lunch break I went home and had a Shwap
by Monziscancer July 11, 2022
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Don't quote this in therapy you filthy shinnie.
you know how Shinji Ikari once said: "Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!" yeah, I relate to that.
by francescunt October 29, 2021
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Shwapper

Never gives up, hard worker, passionate at everything they do in life, has a smile they inspires people to do better, stay motivate, doesn't waste time, puts the standards for the working man, aims to be the top, always thankful, and always stays humble!
Shwapper is some who gets the job done!!!
by PierceSupport September 8, 2017
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Shwapper

Hard worker, passionate at everything they do in life, has a smile they inspires people to do better, stay motivate, doesn't waste time, puts the standards for the working man, aims to be the top, always thankful, and always stays humble!
Shwappers are people that are willing to learn, adopt to became the best, and at the same time being humble!
by PierceFamily2017 September 8, 2017
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shape rotator

A shape rotator is someone with high visuospatial ability. Contrasts with with wordcel, i.e. someone with high verbal ability.

It's a term based on puzzles used in some IQ tests that require the test-taker to mentally rotate or unfold a shape to see which shape it matches up with.
We let the shape rotator in our family figure out how to fit all the luggage into the trunk.
by equationist February 3, 2022
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Cal Shapiro

Vocalist of a music group called timeflies. He is a singer and free-styler. His ultra-charming looks make people swoon. He is also extremely terrified of strawberries, although no one (including himself) is sure why.
Cal Shapiro is the singer for timeflies. Some of his best works include I Choose U, Swoon, One Night, and Ride.
by YaBoyLin December 28, 2013
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Shapiru

Someone who supports sodomy and neocon tactics for nickels, fancy pants, sheets made from pubes and tears, & lollipops. Also see
I heard Steven Crowder cucked and turned into a Shapiru, gets Weinsteined at Esptein Island with Joe Rogan.
by Holocaustwasalie August 8, 2019
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