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Shwap:

A Shwap is where you sit on the toilet and take a shit, and either whilst shitting or immediately after shitting, you have a wank.

After that and you finally finish, it should tire you out to the point of immediately going to sleep.
Yea man on my lunch break I went home and had a Shwap
by Monziscancer July 12, 2022
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