shrink

Someone who matches your symptoms to whatever random disorder they've just pulled out of their ass.

My shrink told me I get SAD over winter and now I have to sell my car so she can tell me how much I suck each week.

by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004

shrink

That damn stranger who keeps coming to my house whenever my parents believe im crazy. *goes to a corner and holds his knees rocking back and forth, eye-twitching*

Parents: Damnit! We're calling the shrink again!

by PSisTEHsuxxors March 5, 2004

shrink

One who is a head shrinker.

"so, ....who do I have to fuck to get a shrink around here?"

by sfg February 1, 2005

shrinking

To drink and shop at the same time.

Before heading to the mall to buy shoes they made a pit stop at the liquor store to start thier shrinking.

by Elle Thomas July 31, 2007

shrink

racist word used against short asians

chink is a discriminatory word used against asians while if they were short you would call them a shrink
its racist AND it calls them short so its like two birds one stone

"Shut up you yellow shrink!" "Ain't no way the dog-eating shrink is talking"

by deadpool1738 April 26, 2023

shrink

someone to "help" you with yoru problems

The mistake most of us make is that the state appointed shirnks are our "friends"

by m2rockerchic November 16, 2003

shrinking

Shrinking is when you're high, stoning and listening to music, usually reggea.

"dude I was shrinking last night, good weed man"
"this weed will make you shrink man"

by big munk al 420 April 12, 2014