showbiz for ugly people

This is a humorus comment about politics and politicians.

You know that politics is just showbiz for ugly people!

by I, Wreckerrr May 27, 2021

Browntown Showdown

A heated battle of sorts between two males when a resolution is unattainable. The Browntown Showdown is a modern play on the classic event, the "Tug-of-War". The two parties involved take a rope (twine for the frail and anally incompetent) preferably a half-inch in diameter. The rope is to be knotted on both ends and then inserted into the anal cavities of the aforementioned. Both men then must clench their assly muscles and take steps away from each other, the first party to release the rope is the loser.

(A ropesmith is preferred and must regulate/monitor the proceedings)

no-homo is not necessary, but may help in further explanations to others

"My teacher said the answer was X = 3, I disagree; it's time for a Browntown Showdown."

by bilky koors August 19, 2009

showbag

1. Somebody who just likes to talk and talk and talk, though their words have no real meaning or basis in reality.
2. A person who, like a showbag, is full, to the point of exploding, of shit.

Those four days your mother was in town were a nightmare. That woman is such a fucking showbag, I just wanted to drive knives into my ears.

by McTurdle October 6, 2006

samurai showdown

a series of old school fighting games for the Neo-Geo. featured great graphics painted in what was for the time a very large and vivid pallette, and a wide range of basic and special moves for dozens of well illustrated characters, most of whom spoke whatever their native language would have been.

ie, a total classic.

"aight then, while we're waiting on that pizza, let's hit some samurai showdown !"

"sure thing man, but you're just too good with ukyo."

by frere ubu January 14, 2008

Viennese Congress Showdown

When many seemingly powerful and determined men or women get together to try and preserve conservative values in the face of possible liberal uncertainty

Nikki: Hey Chris, have you heard about the Viennese Congress Showdown that is happening with our school admin?
Chris: Yeah, it doesn't surprise me that they want to make us all wear uniforms.

The Congress of Vienna, Nov. 1814-Jun. 1815.
Inspired high school dramas

by Klaus von Fritzl October 20, 2009

Showbread

1) A Christian rock band from the Savannah, Georgia area. They are signed to Solid State Records. They are known for having several unique twists to their sound and their image. First, their two vocalists, Josh Dies and Ivory Mobley, trade off in dueling vocals which alternate between yelling, screaming, and singing. This effect has caused the band to occasionally be labeled as a "spaz rock" band. Second, they are one of the few hardcore bands that uses a keytar. Third, they are known for wearing only red and black clothing when performing, an aspect that causes many critics to label them as a fashioncore band. All members of the band are very energetic during their concerts. Fourth, in keeping with their campaign for uniqueness in the music scene, the band generally does not refer to their music as a particular genre; instead, they prefer the term "raw rock".

2) Refers to the twelve cakes or loaves of bread which were continually present on the Table of Showbread in the Jewish Temple as an offering to Yhwh.

I went to a Showbread concert last night. It was crazy! RAW ROCK KILLS!

I wonder if showbread tasted good.

by Gus! July 22, 2008

showboat

1. to behave in showy, flamboyant way

2. a showy, flamboyant person

It's his showboat behavior that makes Americans look bad.

by The Return of Light Joker December 17, 2011