Shovel Face
Shovel Face by Victor, Chris, Jon, and Seth May 1, 2004
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Shovel Face
A girl that wears too much make up. Often making up for having an ugly face.
Shes put that much make-up on she looks like shes used a shovel.
Shes put that much make-up on she looks like shes used a shovel.
Shovel Face by Bredy October 1, 2008
Shovel-Face
An extremely ugly "woman" that stalks and then surprises her prey with her presence; often considered to be a myth. The resulting shock is summed up in the word "Shovel-Face."
A Mythological beast of unsurpassed ugliness. It stalks young attractive men, or men that have offended it somehow, and surprises the prey hoping to incapacitate the victim so it may carry him away to its underground lair to have its unholy way with him.
It is believed to be the offspring of Medusa the Gorgon and Dick Cheney. Though its stare does not turn men to stone and kill them, they certainly wish that were the case.
A Mythological beast of unsurpassed ugliness. It stalks young attractive men, or men that have offended it somehow, and surprises the prey hoping to incapacitate the victim so it may carry him away to its underground lair to have its unholy way with him.
It is believed to be the offspring of Medusa the Gorgon and Dick Cheney. Though its stare does not turn men to stone and kill them, they certainly wish that were the case.
Shovel-Face: Hey Michael. (Appearing at Michael's door unexpected)
Michael: Ahhh, Shovel-Face! She does exist.
Michael: Ahhh, Shovel-Face! She does exist.
Shovel-Face by Paco GorillaMask February 23, 2009
shovel in the face
shovel in the face by themadon22 May 15, 2006
Looks like [his] face caught fire and someone put it out with a shovel
Shove your face in shut
Shove your face in shut by Evil Inclination March 5, 2022
face shove
The act of shoving ones penis into another person face, not directly into the mouth but general facial area.
face shove by BobBallSlap February 15, 2015