shovel face

ugly whore whos face look like it got beaten with a shovel and is melting

Did you see that ugly whore, it looks like her face got beaten with a shovel.

by Anonymous June 7, 2003

Shovel Face

An ugly girl you fuck accidently when you are drunk, and your friends throw random food at her.

Dude, you brought home shovel face... thats gross! Yeah, gross!

by Victor, Chris, Jon, and Seth May 1, 2004

Shovel Face

A girl that wears too much make up. Often making up for having an ugly face.

Shes put that much make-up on she looks like shes used a shovel.

Err check out that sket, shes got a right shovel face.

by Bredy October 1, 2008

shovel in the face

A common insult for someone who has a flat face or squints a lot

hey will, shovel in the face!!
or will is such a shovel in the face

by themadon22 May 15, 2006

Cock faced shovel monkey.

Derogatory term to describe a person who is a jobsworth.

What do you mean I can't park there you Cock faced shovel monkey.

by Sam1200 April 24, 2008