by BlondIndy March 1, 2016

by That_One_Lissandra_Main November 14, 2015

A phrase used to basically say "Whatever", "I don't give a fuck", or a sarcastic "Well Excuuuuuse me".
Often said in response to somebody pointing out the fact that one is wrong in a matter that is of total unimportance.
Often said in response to somebody pointing out the fact that one is wrong in a matter that is of total unimportance.
Person 1 - Actually you're wrong. Now Neptune is the farthest planet from the sun.
Person 2 - So shoot me.
Person 2 - So shoot me.
by rabblerouser August 19, 2006

a phrase said when something sucks very very very much or is crappy. especially when you are very bored or someone you hate walks into the room.
by elizabethandalba December 22, 2008

When someone is doing/saying something that is killing you and you want to get it over with you could use the term ‘shoot me in the face’. This is because when one is shot in the face they don’t feel any pain they simply die :(
You: *Cleans room*
Mom: *Walks in room, finds one sock*
Mom: Why is your room so dirty?
You: (Probably not out loud if you don’t want ur ass whooped) Shoot me in the face.
Mom: *Walks in room, finds one sock*
Mom: Why is your room so dirty?
You: (Probably not out loud if you don’t want ur ass whooped) Shoot me in the face.
by Bobthemotherfuckinbuilder July 19, 2018

Can be used either in whole-word form or in the shortened acronym form when typing/texting (smitb). Synonym of "fml."
"I am swamped with work. Shoot me in the balls..."
Post-car wreck/bad situation: "Shoot me in the balls!"
Post-car wreck/bad situation: "Shoot me in the balls!"
by kissmyasthma20 February 21, 2011
