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Reverse Smokology

When you try to study but your brain won't kick into gear, so you decide to smoke a bowl to see if it will trick your brain into working.
"God damn it! I've taken 3 caffeine pills (or ritalin or adderall) and I still can't study! Pack the bong, I have to try reverse smokology for this one."
by Valtastic October 7, 2009
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Sunology

A radical variation on astrology that introduces the concept of a brand new sign (called a sun number), based on what degree the sun was positioned at on the day of your birth (a more accurate energy), rather than the sign, which bears a month worth of symbolism. Great new information for the astrologer, since the degrees of the zodiac are finally defined using a systmeatic method and then, the Sabian symbols are used to validate method and refine the meanings. Sunology is de"light"ful for the layperson. It is a highlight for the astrologer. It is en'light'enment for the spiritual seeker.
Sunology changes the way people see astrology!
by FamousSunologist February 3, 2010
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Spoonology

Spoonology (or Spoon Theory) is the belief that the universe is made out of tiny tessellating spoons created by our lord and saviour Spoona.

distributors of Spoon/spoonologists/spoonists/spooners are just some of the many names used to describe someone who believes in Spoonology. Spoonists pray by inserting one spoon into there mouth and resting another on there nose.

Spoonists are also taught to praise the holy spork which they believe is a gift from Spoona.

It is believed the the spoonists one goal in life is to complain to KFC about the free sporks which are available in there stores.
Spoonology is the one true religion!
by #Spoonology July 23, 2015
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Stanology

The study of "stans"
Stanology is where someone is studying someone like named a "Dream Stan"
by twitch.tv/gentlcs January 17, 2021
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Shnoogy

1. "omg..it turns out, hes a Shnoogy!!"
2. "There's Shnoogy over there!
3. "wtf? what are you?? a shnoogy? you have a wiener..."
by Midget Man22 January 20, 2008
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sexnology

the term for the use of technology to facilitate sexual pleasure such as mp3 player sex toy attachments.
"I don't need a boyfriend. I've got a vibrator that plugs in to my iPhone. I love sexnology!"
by jeatags June 16, 2009
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Schoology

A website used by schools for teachers to post homework for students. Assuming that the website isn't down, it almost never takes submissions. The main gamic is that it syncs with power school, so teachers don't have to grade assignments twice. This never works and teachers always have to grade assignments twice. the program is slow when working and looks like it was built in 1998.
Teacher: "Why weren't you in the Zoom call?"
Student: "Schoology was down."
Teacher: "Where is your homework?"
Student: "Schoology wouldn't accept my submission"
by Squiffer_Attack October 13, 2020
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