Shmoke a bewl

Popularized on the TV show Workaholics, "Wanna shmoke a bewl" is a covert way to find out if the person you're speaking to is cool, and therefore would like to smoke a bowl or could assist you in finding some weed for your bowl.

*Random guy walks into a local Pizza Hut*

Random guy: "Hey uh...just wondering if you wanted to shmoke a bewl?"

Manager of Pizza Hut: "Uh...wtf is that?"

Random guy: "K BYE!"

by ReapersRuin March 20, 2013

Gay shmoke

The act of blowing smoke on 2 or more niggas whom are about to engage in sum gay shi

Jerry and Mario were getting too close to each others face so i had to pull a Gay shmoke on them

by ThiccMalone August 26, 2018

Shmoking

When you're a heavy smoking addict and the only place you can smoke is outside in freezing temperature, cause you hate the smoke inside your house. You shake and smoke.

It's so cold outside, I'm literally shmoking!

by ih8l1ght March 23, 2021

Shmoking me

A phrase used to describe when someone is being unfair, a bitch, or just plain racist. Used by the people of Gates Chili in Rochester,NY. The h is used for emphasis and the phrase is said in a arrogant tone. Another iteration of this phrase is "Sucking me!"

Teacher:This is the second time you haven't handed in your homework, I guess I'll have to call your parents.
You: Why you shmoking me!?
bitch dicksuckingfuckteacherfuckmeinthebutt

by BichNiga August 10, 2016