shmeet

A small penis or 'small meat', combining into shmeet.

Bro you got a shmeet?
Nah bro, I bet derek does though.

by UnShmeet November 15, 2015

Shmeeting

A business meeting involving one to many drinks.

Hi honey I just got back from having a shmeeting.

by Meyuhh March 24, 2018

shmeet

An asian who claims to be German when asked for country of origin.

Habib said he was German when I asked where he's from

What a shmeet!

by Dolan Drumpf March 19, 2016

shmeet lord

A person with mega small fucking penis, aka shmeet

Jackson is the biggest shmeet lord on planet earth

by Shmeet lord123 December 19, 2016

shmeet shmack

A shmeet shmack is a an action, preferably during intercourse, that involves the unzipping of the pants and revealing of penis, otherwise known as shmeet. The shmeet is then shoved into the woman's vagina, in close representation to how a fat American lady shoves a triple whopper down her repulsive turkey neck. The sounds of the loud queefs make a smacking sound that is echoed throughout the vicinity. This is known as a shmeet shmack.

That girl Laura, I was shmeet shmacking the fuck out of her pussy last night.

by Doctor Circumcisonstein October 13, 2014