shlorts

When you shit in your basket ball shorts during practice and get a raw anus because you did not want to leave practice and let people know you got shlorts
by wyatt culbertson October 04, 2020
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Shlort

A penis too short to be a shlong so its a short
He was small in the pants. He has a shlort.
by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) July 04, 2019
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