Shlarve

To suck in n sloppy, uncontrolled and enthusiastic way.

That skanky bitch loved to shlarve my dode.

by Nut gobbler July 20, 2014

Barf-a-schlarf

1. Something is really gross.
2. Used for anything.
3. It is used for really random stuff too.

1. Mom: "Tonight we are having pizza"
Person: "EW! Barf-a-schlarf"

2. Teacher: "Today we will have a test in probability!"
Student: "BARF-A-SCHLARF"

by The Creator :) December 22, 2012

Shlarpee

The proper way of saying slushie.

Scotty raced to nearest 7/11 to shlurp down an everclear shlarpee. He then shlarped his guts out.

by swolber January 10, 2010

sharflap

The passage of wind from both holes, occuring only in the female sex. Also involves the panic of accidental soiling.

I have to go to the bathroom, I just sharflapped myself!!!

by JIACHC October 15, 2006

Sharfism

When using words that sound similar to the intended word. While similar these words are completely incorrect and usually made up. Commonly laughed at and used by rednecks. A bi-product of the Sharf bloodline.

Ex: Welp! They started up the cornbine.

The sharfism is "cornbine" which should have been "combine" which is a reference to the harvester used to harvest corn from a field.

Ex: The deer came straight out of the "cocktails". (Intended word was "cattails")

by The Good Old Boy July 11, 2017

Schlarfden

moist

Wow, she was really schlarfden last night when we were making out.

by TheBanditDen September 26, 2010

shlard

highly caloric eating, either because of huge quantities of food, or because the food itself was a guilty pleasure.

This word is kinda ironic, because it's normally said with a smile and a happy recollection of all the grubbles you tore through (i.e. even though the word sounds a little narsty, the connotation is not one of regret or remorse, but rather guilty satisfaction)

"Man, I'm so frickin' full. Me and Lupe just got done shlarding-out over at the Mexicali Rose"

or

"I need to get some exercise, dude. I was mackin down at that BBQ yesterday. It was a total shlard-fest".

by Torsky November 7, 2007