shliss

The simultaneously or sequentially produced mixture of urine and fecal matter that is typically contained in a toilet bowl prior to flushing.

Any mixture of shit and piss.

Shit and piss stewing in an enclosed space.

- Suspected Scottish etymology.

Who let the shliss stew, for Christ's sake!! Flush next time!
Oh God, this outhouse is full of shliss!
Close the door boy, I can smell your shliss from here!!

by Trent Baxter May 26, 2011

skiss

A skin kiss. When two people, who are inextricably spiritually & physically connected, touch skin-to-skin, they skiss, resulting in an electrifying feeling.

i touched skin with my soulmate last night... a beautiful skiss..... electrfying.... life-changing.... like i was on drugs....

by ohio_is_for_lovers_ March 11, 2021

sheisse

this word, not the more known "shiza" is german for shit.
It's not terribly strong, and one will often find little german children running around screaming Scheisse! Scheisse! More effective Is:
"Fick dich ins Knie du Arschloch"
Or simply "Fick dich", meaning fuck you
also spelled: Scheiße

Scheiße! I forgot my keys!

by got_human? February 18, 2005

shiss

Form of defecation that resembles urine as much as feces; liquid poo.

Matt just let some shiss rip in the toilet

by Dave April 6, 2003

shiss

To take a piss and a shit at the same time (a combination of shit and piss)

Lisa: Honey, where are you going

Scott: I'm going to take a shiss

Lisa: Don't you mean a shit?

Scott: No a shiss, I'm going to take a piss and a shit, I just think it's easier and quicker to combine the two and say shiss.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus August 28, 2009

sheisse

1) Noun. Americanized version of the German word Scheiße (also: Scheisse) meaning shit (respectively shite/shyte in the UK and Ireland). Slightly less offensive in German than "shit" in American English, though definitely not ok for children or polite conversation.
Used as a plain noun or exclamation.

2) Compound form: sheiss ___ (originally Scheiß-/Scheiss-)
Used as part of an offense/pejorative term or just as an emphasis like "fucking ___". Works with nouns and adjectives.

3) Agent: sheisser (Scheißer/Scheisser)
Used as a pejorative term for a person, comparable to "fuckhead" or "damn jerk".

4) Adjective: sheisse (scheiße/scheisse; also: beschissen)
Used to describe stuff that's broken or just crap. Much handier in English than in German where you have to decline basically everything.

5) Verb: sheissen (scheißen/scheissen)
Never used unless you are really desperate to appear cool.

1) This software is complete sheisse!

Sheisse! I forgot my keys at home.

2) I'm already late and my sheiss car won't work!

Man, it's so sheiss cold today!

3) I asked my best friend to look after my girlfriend while I'm abroad and this sheisser fucked her almost the moment i was gone!

4) This TV-show is so sheisse I can't take it anymore!

5) N/A

by h_k_ May 12, 2009

Skissors

An alternate way of saying scissors.

Could you pass me those skissors some I can cut this paper?

by Brittany Lynn March 6, 2007