When everything is going wrong in your life all at once; a time when everything is rapidly changing for the worst or strangely burdensome.
My wife is cheating on me with my sister, I locked my keys in my car, and my boss called to fire me. Why is today such a shitzkrieg?
by Keasterbunny December 13, 2023
Get the Shitzkriegmug. a term used to describe something that deteriorates quickly. a portmanteau of the words "shit" and "Blitzkrieg" (lightning war), a word used to describe the armoured offensives that took place in the early stages of the Second World War.
"despite starting off well, Game of Thrones went downhill, becoming a bit of a shitzkrieg in its 8th season.
by faustus325 April 22, 2022
Get the Shitzkriegmug. A series of short, fast, and powerful spurts of explosive diarrhea, wreaking havoc on the toilet and all surrounding areas.
Person 1: Dude, why does it smell like a cow's ass in there?
Person 2: Sorry, I forgot to warn you, I pulled a shitzkrieg ten minutes ago.
Person 2: Sorry, I forgot to warn you, I pulled a shitzkrieg ten minutes ago.
by Seahorse Trash March 7, 2017
Get the Shitzkriegmug.