When everything is going wrong in your life all at once; a time when everything is rapidly changing for the worst or strangely burdensome.
My wife is cheating on me with my sister, I locked my keys in my car, and my boss called to fire me. Why is today such a shitzkrieg?
by Keasterbunny December 13, 2023
Get the Shitzkrieg mug.a term used to describe something that deteriorates quickly. a portmanteau of the words "shit" and "Blitzkrieg" (lightning war), a word used to describe the armoured offensives that took place in the early stages of the Second World War.
"despite starting off well, Game of Thrones went downhill, becoming a bit of a shitzkrieg in its 8th season.
by faustus325 April 22, 2022
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noun (slang, derogatory, military/humor)
1. The aggressive and reckless act of going to war, escalating conflict, or initiating chaos over something absurdly trivial or stupid.
2. A satirical reference to a situation where emotion, pride, or idiocy overrides logic and diplomacy.
Etymology: Blend of dipshit (a slang insult for a foolish person) + Blitzkrieg (German for “lightning war”).
noun (slang, derogatory, military/humor)
1. The aggressive and reckless act of going to war, escalating conflict, or initiating chaos over something absurdly trivial or stupid.
2. A satirical reference to a situation where emotion, pride, or idiocy overrides logic and diplomacy.
Etymology: Blend of dipshit (a slang insult for a foolish person) + Blitzkrieg (German for “lightning war”).
by Worlds_Amiss April 7, 2025
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