shitsing

Verb:
To cover the surrounding area in shit

Said almost always after you think you are going to brown

"I'm shitsing!!!!"

by Cumswamp December 2, 2021

shitster

adj. One who causes trouble, especially for others - a contraction of "shit stirrer".

Joey just lied to his older sister about nailing her best friend - what a shitster!

by jim October 3, 2003

Yukkuri shiteitte ne

A meme involving giant, disfigured heads resembling those of Touhou characters. It originated on 2ch in early 2008 when an Anon tried to make a Shift_JIS portrait of Reimu and Marisa and failed horribly. Another Anon thought the failed attempt was humorous and drew the infamous original picture (shown below right). Ever since that fateful day, yukkuri heads have dominated parts of NicoNico and made cameos in numerous other pieces of Touhou fanart. Their catchphrase "Yukkuri shiteitte ne!" literally means "Do it slowly!", but has been more loosely translated as "Take it easy!" by the English-speaking Touhou community. This remains the basis for many of the jokes centered on yukkuris.

Reimu: This stalking deformed head of me is quite annoying.
Yukkuri Reimu: Yukkuri shiteitte ne!

by That one guy over there in the August 17, 2009

shititis

1.a chronic bowel movement causing many unexpected trips to the toilet, similar to the squirts
2. having to shit more than usual on any given day

I was late for work due to a bad case of shititis.
All that beer and cajun food I had last night gave me shititis.

by Andy A. July 28, 2008

shitstalking

When someone tries to find you by following your trail, using your shit to track you.

He had become highly adept at shitstalking when he used to track ex-CIA operatives when they fell off the government’s radar.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 28, 2019

Shitfit

(n.)- The act of freaking out including verbal profanity and flailing of arms and legs.

Dude 1: OMG, I hate you!
Dude 2: WTF MANNNNN!!! BITCH!! OIAHDOASIHFSJ!!
Dude 1: Chill man.
Dude 2: OMFG NO WAY YOURE SO FUCKING MEAN *does two backflips* god!!!!
Dude 1: uh whatever. .
Dude 2: OMG DONT USE THAT TONE WITH ME YOU MOTHERFUCKAAA *rolls on the floor*

Dude 1: *calls dude 3* "Dudeee. 2 totally just had a shitfit."

by lalallahasldhasjfaslfsf August 10, 2009

ShitBit

A digital wristband device worn to track shit frequency, volume and fiber content.

The ShitBit has a slightly uncomfortable intra-anal sensor implanted but after awhile, it’s virtually imperceptible!

by Dr Bunnygirl December 6, 2019