shitproof

1. Utterly unaffected by shit.

2. Immunity to all unpleasant events or conditions, usually due to one or several instances of terrific success or inheritance.

His girlfriend is like, a perfect 10. He's shitproof, dude.

Hugh Hefner, Jay-Z, David Beckham, George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Sting, and Mr. Rogers are all shitproof.

by Chad Brad July 22, 2008

Shiteroon

Can be pronounced as shite-eroon or shit-eroon. Like a macaroon but full of shit. So if your friends are screwing you over, you could say they're feeding you shiteroons, or a shiteroon.

Dude: Man that person is really screwing you over.
Bro: I know she's been feeding me shiteroons. Sooner or later I'm gonna have to stop eating them.

by DogWho16 June 27, 2016

Shitoon

another name for a toilet; a comparison made between a toilet and a spitoon, where instead of tobacco, there is shit deposited in said container.

Pardon me, I need to visit the shitoon.

by Dan-sexymofo-iel April 19, 2005

Shitphones

Earphones that come with a phone.

Why are you using shitphones? Just buy some normal ones.

by Jakub_kovi March 15, 2015

shithooked

Being intoxicated to the point of no return; very high level of intoxication.

After drinking a half gallon of Jack Daniel's, we were pretty much shithooked for the night.

by B.R.V. September 30, 2007

Shitpoop

Verb. Something so unfair, ridiculous or disgusting it cannot be described with just the word "shit" or just the word "poop". Invented and popularized by Penny Arcade creators Jerry Holkins and Mike Krahulik.

They're out of chips!? Already!? This is shitpoop!

That Urban Dictionary example was a double pile of shitpoop!

by Entropy Cow October 28, 2009

shitshoot

aka: butthole, cornhole, asshole, etc.

That broad was nuts. She lifted up my seed pouch and licked at my shitshoot like a thirsty hound.

by berserker256 May 17, 2003