Shitlapse

When you are fucked over at social gathering such as ( EG: Frat Party) that you were invited to by a friend. Then something along the lines of "Fuckery" kick in at another social gathering, however this time you invited or attended the event with the same person.

Tyler - "Last time she made out with this one guy at that frat party. I can't believe I was invited basically to watch that shit."

Harrison - "But bro you're the one to talk. Your drunk ass tried fighting that same guy, at the frat last night. Smh you're fuckin stupid, she attended the party to see you start shit... thats not cool bro."

Tyler - "Fuck ehhh.. I guess its a complete Shitlapse."

by KidGoyard November 14, 2016

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Shitlaced

"Barefaced & Shitlaced".
Means today you look fresh and bare on the outside but you were definitely doing something dirty last night.

"Getting my protein shake and recovering today--last night was too crazy. #barefaced #shitlaced "

by abstractbalance February 6, 2017

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Shitslapped

The state of being completely and utterly wasted. Drunk beyond all belief. A step past shithoused. Many things can happen when one attains the level of shitslapped, such as being that guy, passing out in obscure places or vomiting all over yourself. (more often than not a combination of the three results).

Person 1: "dude i got totally shitslapped the other day and t-bagged my bro because i thought it was the girl who passed out"
Person 2:"dude..., weak."
Person 1: "never again redline and vodka"

by jakedog93@aol.com October 21, 2009

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