pimp shit

what the hell is wrong with everybody!? its the hot dog shaped dark brown mushy stuff that comes out of a poorly dressed in everything from pink plaid to light green silks man's butthole. it also makes a distinct splashing sound when it hits the water in, preferably, a toilet. (sometimes in a ho's mouth as punishment for not scorin enough money throughout the night in the ghetto)

pimp: "yo bietch! you got my monay!?"

ho: "i'm sorry rufio! i'll have more than 12 cents after i get a boob job, a facelift, and liposuction."

pimp: "that ain't an excuse bietch! now getcha flobblin ass over heya and take this load of pimp shit!"

by cacaboy June 23, 2003

pimp shits

(n). The poop that comes out of your pee pee hole after you engage in sweet anal baby making with your woman hoe(s)

"I love seeing my pimp shits after a good poop sexin"

by Timmy De May 11, 2006

pimp shit

mackin on the ladies, got tha bling bling, nice car on 20s with a nice system and 12s in the trunk

thats that pimp shit he got goin on

by Just Like Campbells...MmMm Good June 21, 2003

shit pimp

shit-pimp: to 'pimp the shit' or to 'make unbelievably cool' something that your friends said couldn't be fixed or made awesome. Only to be used in circumstances of extreme amazement of the pimping of something that was once shit.

note: following situation is just an example and is not in anyway meant to be offensive or possible.

man 1: remember my old girlfriend Britany? The one with the black hair?

man2: You mean the 300 lb. whore who you only asked out because you lost a bet?

man1: yeah; i took her to weight watchers and paid $5000 to have them genetically alter her body. Now she weighs 90 lbs., check her out - *introduces new britany who looks like frickin angelina jolie*

man2: omfg!!!!!! your girlfreind got shit pimped!!!!!!

by BILL1ARDman500 October 16, 2008