shlmedium

When ones dick is in between a shlong and a shlort

Vans dick is a shlmedium, it is in between a shlort and a shlong

by Burkblue April 6, 2015

Slimed

To get played, and or play somebody.

yooooo, i got slimed so bad, im so mad at "insert name here".

by A Dude that figured it out. November 17, 2017

shined up

The state of being one enters when one has had two or more alcoholic beverages than one should have had.

I was feeling a bit buzzed last night but decided to keep drinking until I was shined up

by Anthon124 July 12, 2009

Shimene

The most amazing, beautiful girl ever. She is kind and loving to her friends. If she is your friend, you are very lucky! She is the sweetest, most gorgeous, stylish person you will ever meet with the sexiest voice ever.

Boy 1: "Look at that girl, she's so hot and sexy"
Boy 2: "Yeah, i heard she's also really nice!"
Girl 1: "Yeah, her names Shimene, she's the sweetest, bestest friend I know."

by sweetstalkergirlxoxo July 5, 2012

shigedy

A black gamer who is often stoned and in charge of healing.

Shigedy is afk rolling up we will have to wait for him to pull

by Senax September 9, 2016

Shided and farded and camed

When you shid and fard and came your pants, this is the definition

Person 1: I SHIDED AND FARDED AND CAMED MY PANTS GEORGE
George: Hold my oatmeal

by FARD TIME June 17, 2018

shined on

To be deliberately ignored. Actually, worse than being ignored. Your presence not even being acknowledged. Someone talking to others around you, and passing you up like your invisible. Seeing you at a store or on the street and passing you by without saying hello.

Me: Hey Joe! What's up.

Joe: What's up! Steven is here with me!
Me: Who? (totally ignoring Steven.)
Steven: Hey, Joe... That fool totally just Shined on!

by becks8806 July 24, 2014