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Sheppard-Shaft

When you graduate techschool at Sheppard AFB and are waiting for your orders, or assignment. Therefore you are now stuck doing details. Pushing a broom around from 0700 to 1600 in a hallway cleaning the same area consitantly. Hoping one day that your orders are ready for pick up.
Airman A "You here about Jones ? " Airman B "no what's going on?" Airman A "He's been stuck on details pushing a broom around the squadron until he's gets his orders. He's been waiting for over a month now." Airman B "That sucks." Airman A "Yea he got the Sheppard-Shaft.'
by Wouldjablowmie October 12, 2018
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Shafter

Refers to a resin compound that is refined using shitty pipe or bong residues, combining the words Shatter and After, it's defined as Shafter also because you are basically shafting the rules of comprehension, science, possibility, by recycling often rinsed/lossed cannabis material that accumulates in smoking equipment. Shafter is cristallised and isolated through a simple process, to a resin that is still very, very potent and rich in cannabinoids.
I don't use glass cleaning liquid with my pipe, I take that dark shitty residue and flip it in Shafter
by Ascot1111 September 25, 2019
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blister shaft

Rebecca decided to herpes fuck John. He had a gross blister shaft, but he was really hot. She made him wear a condom so she figured she would be safe.
Two days later her pubic hair started itching. She didn't get the herp, but she crabs.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018
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sastwatch

A vagina covered in so much hair that it is not unlike the nether regions of the legendary Sasquatch.
After watching all the relatively hairless modern pornography widely available on the Interweb, I was shocked to finally get a look at a video with vintage 70's-era sastwatch.
by Bogrimm October 4, 2008
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Chapel Shaft

1. The deprived erection of a holy man.

2. An erection during confession and/or prayer. Catching the holy ghost in the shaft of your penis.
1. That priest got that good good chapel shaft.

2. During Sunday mass this morning I got mad chapel shaft while in the confessional and released the holy ghost all over the walls.
by VixenMask June 29, 2014
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Kraft Shaft

The cum/precum buildup that develops around the base of the penis more and more prominently as a gangbang continues.
Bro why do I always have to go last? I'm really getting tired of kraft shaft.
by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020
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Show shaft

The act of folding one's penis downward to allow the shaft to show from an open zipper. This is a socially acceptable act, similar to females showing cleavage. But like the nipple, the tip should never show, referred to as a tip slip
That guy R. Lager over there is showing so much shaft i can't get any attention with my six pack abs and Lambo. If i was packing i would surley show shaft!
by CaptainAloha July 28, 2018
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