CaptainAloha's definitions

Sail

"sail" is a homosexual term that means "wander from gay bar to gay bar, not leaving until you've let someone 'drop anchor' in your butthole".

J. Dyer has been sailing between Hulas, Angles and The Man Hole all night but hasn't found any takers

by CaptainAloha July 12, 2018

Show shaft

The act of folding one's penis downward to allow the shaft to show from an open zipper. This is a socially acceptable act, similar to females showing cleavage. But like the nipple, the tip should never show, referred to as a tip slip

That guy R. Lager over there is showing so much shaft i can't get any attention with my six pack abs and Lambo. If i was packing i would surley show shaft!

by CaptainAloha July 28, 2018