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by 76Gutz May 15, 2018
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Man, shantumama talked so much shit yesterday, he remings me more and more of rafiki. And where has rafreaky gone to yo.
Shantumama spits the mic with authority.
Shantumama spits the mic with authority.
by deergoose September 20, 2006
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The rare combination of sharting and burping simultaneously, leaving few orifices unoccupied by vile expulsion.
I'm feeling really gassy. Oh, no... it may be worse than just a fart or burp. I think I'm gonna sharturp! Stand clear!
by LKHNorth-showerconvo June 1, 2010
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Get the shartimusprime mug.A theory that states: if a football can be inserted into the asshole past half way, said asshole will create a suction and/or vaccume and ingulf the rest of the football if lubracation is in use
Bro1: Bro, me and jessie tested out the shartmann theory last night
Bro2: broooo how much lube did u guys go through
Bro1: brooooooooo idek like half the tube
Bro2: broooo how much lube did u guys go through
Bro1: brooooooooo idek like half the tube
by WalkingTalkingStephenHawking December 4, 2015
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2. one who sharts while attempting to blast a massive fart on someone else
3. one who sharts quite often
2. one who sharts while attempting to blast a massive fart on someone else
3. one who sharts quite often
n.
Tom: yo bro, jack just sharted in my bed
Steve: why did you even let him in your house?
Tom: why not?
Steve: oh, you don't know, jack's a shartman. he holds the guiness book of world record for most sharts ever and most sharts in an hour. i heard once he even sharted on his balls.
Tom: yo bro, jack just sharted in my bed
Steve: why did you even let him in your house?
Tom: why not?
Steve: oh, you don't know, jack's a shartman. he holds the guiness book of world record for most sharts ever and most sharts in an hour. i heard once he even sharted on his balls.
by the original shartman January 11, 2009
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Professor: You have 3 models and 6 drawings due in 2 weeks, but the week and half will be used to design.
Student: F.... me it must be shartmas
Student: F.... me it must be shartmas
by five percent battery left November 13, 2011
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