shardon

An erection one obtains upon learning that an acquaintance has shit in their pants.

Fred Durst: There's one more thing. I get shardons. I get really aroused thinking about boys kind of accidentaly you know.. shitting when they fart.

Dr. Drew: Ok, that's IT. I don't want to help OR know you anymore, Mr. Durst. Get the fuck out of my office! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE!!!

by dadafari October 18, 2009

Sharadon

Sharadon is a goal driven woman. She does not let anyone stand in her way of her dreams. Her circle is usually small because having too many friends is overwhelming for her. She is also smart and beautiful on the inside and out. But, do not push Sharadon's button! She can go from 0 to 100 at the drop of a dime. When it comes to men, Sharadon is very picky. If a man does not meet her standards, she does not want nothing to do with him. Do not break her heart, or you will be sorry. Sharadon will always be called mean but she is not! She keeps it real and never holds her tongue.

Don't ever play Sharadon. You'll end up getting played yourself.

by Ms. Shar December 19, 2016

SHARDONNAE

She is really cute and pretty shy and pretty antisocial at times but she also crazy so beware

Shardonnaeeeeeee

by HEyoooooo2 April 30, 2019

sharlton

A large moody mammal who loves food. Usually caught up in his own world, he does not really like many people. Scared to listen to his inner voice, a Sharlton will always put forth a false emotion to let anyone know how he truly feels. On the positive side he is a lot of fun to be with.

"Woah, what's with you today, why are you being such a Sharlton?"

by thatisdead August 30, 2014

Shardonnay

A derivative of shard, shardonnay describes the result of sharding at a formal and inopportune moment.

Priest: "Do you Jeff take Allison to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
Jeff: "I do"
Priest: "And do you Allison take Jeff to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
Allison: "I..." *Pffffrrrt*
Best Man: "Lets raise our glasses for a shardonnay toast to the bride, and the poor dry cleaner who's gonna have to try to clean that mess off the back of a white wedding dress."

by Professor Shit Nibbler September 11, 2011

Shauldon

Shauldon a short male who fantasizes about playing volleyball and competing on a high level while being able to jump high. He also spends too much money on his Subaru.

That shauldon is daydreaming about his asperations.

by T1 T1 November 1, 2020

Shirldon

A name uncommon but meaning intelligent and or adorable.

Hey shirldon how is it going

by Sheldon the shrimp November 7, 2021