sharf

to shit and barf at the same time, a common symptom of the flu; a more crass version of shomit. A shart will sometimes preclude a sharf, so pray that a toilet is nearby.

"Homey, I have to lay off the Mexican food, especially the tequila shots. I spent all morning on the toilet sharfing my brains out!"

"Dude, you're a sharf monkey!"

"C'mon, don't make me laugh or I'll sharf all over you!"

by Johnny Blanco August 23, 2007

sharf

To shit and barf simultaneously. Usually done when something foul is ingested or when one has the flu and diharrea at the same time.

Oh shit! I just sharfed everywhere!
It smells like sharf in here!
Who the fuck sharfed in my bathroom!?
If you don't shut up im going to sharf in your bed and cover it up so you crawl in it and sharf in response.

by Kyle October 14, 2004

sharf

one who twitches like a fucking spazzed out cracked out pornstar with a major disorder.

"o look there goes sharf, duck!"(noun)

"i saw her and she was sharfing really bad"(verb)

by krowkrowkrow October 28, 2006

sharf

To consume feces and then vommit it back up after having partially digested it. Common in canines.

My friend's cocker spaniel sharfed on my carpet this morning. It was the foulest-smelling bodily fluid I've ever experienced.

by chuckhammer November 04, 2007

sharf

someone who has sex and gives blow jobs to anyone she meets.

dude, that girls a total sharf.

by holler February 27, 2007

Sharfing

Eating another humans shit.

After a long night of sex, the 2 couples began sharfing.

by Chitown May 03, 2006

Sharf

When you shart and barf at the same time

That sharf had my dying last night it was very messy

by squadsquadyt April 07, 2022