Sexturbates

When you are forced to masturbate after sending a sexually explicit text to someone that is ignored.

Kristin- 'What up sexy Steven...I so wish you were here right now to *blank* my *blankety* *blank*...I want you so effin' bad right now'
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After checking her phone for the umpteenth time and pattin' herself on the back for being so hot and sexy, Kristin gives in and sexturbates.

by kffluffy August 5, 2010

sextremely

a word used to describe something as intense and extreme as sex itself.

"that's SEXTREMELY amazing."

by helen/molly. May 27, 2008

sexure

someone who is sexually confident and not insecure.

I am okay with the fact that you are married, I am sexure

by Jacob_nw January 2, 2020

sextremism

Sextremism is a type of warefare where the mission is protest and the weapons are naked breasts.
The naked warfare method was invented by FEMEN, an international feminist movement aiming at combating patriarchy, religion and fascism.

A: Did you hear, FEMEN attacked Notre Dame with their naked breasts?

B: That's sextremism!

by pseudonymsarealltaken! January 17, 2014

Sextreme Makeover: Homo Edition

The title of Ty Pennington's upcoming gay sex tape.

"Sextreme Makeover: Homo Edition" is gonna piss off a lot of redneck Republicans and ABC executives.

by Dr. Long Dong Johnson August 17, 2009

sextreme

when you are riding/sexxing a chick to the extreme, hence to the sextreme.

dude1: i was so sexxin this girl last night
dude2: pfft thats nothing i sex to the SEXTREME!
dude1: even god is your bitch...

by Shifty Geoff June 22, 2005

sextourettes

When your sex partner, that normally doesn't partake in sexual "dirty talk" (they may even normally find it degrading and disgusting), begins emitting nasty words without control. It’s almost as if they have gotten a temporary case of Tourette’s syndrome. It’s just that it all feels so damn good that’s all they can say. Hey, we’ve all been there!

Hey Jim, I musta really had my mojo workin' last night. My normally cadaverous librarian girlfriend had a case of the sextourettes while we was doin' it. I didn't even know she knew some of those words! Damn, I'm still trying to figure out what I did so I can do it again. So's she!

by Schmackie February 6, 2008