softurbating

The act of beating off with a semi, or completely, flaccid penis. This is also known as "limp dick masturbating".

I really like delivery services, so when I saw the UPS truck drive past my house unexpectedly I had to whip it out and begin softurbating for a brief moment.

What can brown do for me? It can give me a reason to yank it totally limp!

by El Boner June 4, 2010

Shiturbating

When masturbating while taking a dump.

Sorry for the mess in the bathroom, I was shiturbating.

by thesavagebreast June 19, 2014

Sexturbation

When you sext someone, and they don't respond, so you feel like you're talking to yourself, hence sexting yourself.

Why aren't you responding to my texts? This is more like sexturbation than sexting now.

by MsLizzie July 24, 2011

Texturbating

Excessive use of texting, especially when in the presence of other people. Similar to masturbation but with a cell phone.

"Can you please stop texturbating while im trying to talk to you?"

by cozmos0001 January 5, 2014

shexturbating

To play with ones self while texting. If skilled enough you can shexturbate while using more than one aparatus to text with.

"Bruh, I been shexturbating to this bitch all day."

"I got 2 phones shexturbating to these hoes at the same damn time!"

by REDhead87 February 23, 2014

Texturbating

The act of pleasing, amusing or satisfying oneself by endless texting.

Jane was texturbating endlessly on her cellphone while Jack was sitting on the couch and watching TV.

by ezjoe January 25, 2019

Whaa-sturbating

(v) The act of simultaneously crying and masturbating while using your own tears for lubrication

After finding out his girlfriend was a prostitute, he went into a state of depression and spent his lonely nights whaa-sturbating in his apartment.

by SaadOff5 October 13, 2016