A lady at the airport is asked by a security officer: "Do you plan revolution or sedition?"
Answer: Sedition (Obviously, she thought, sedition is not as bas as revolution!)
Answer: Sedition (Obviously, she thought, sedition is not as bas as revolution!)
by Anonymous June 20, 2003
Get the sedition mug.Peep 1: Aren't you tired of dating so many guys?
Peep2: Yeah I need to settle down.
Peep 1: Girl, you need a seritionship.
Peep2: Yeah I need to settle down.
Peep 1: Girl, you need a seritionship.
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Get the semitic good looks mug.Turkish version of "oh shehit", got popular at mid 2010's between Turkish teenagers. According to rumors the sentence came to Turkey with reddit from US redditors. Generally using in "fatal" events. Also "şehit" means "martyr" in Turkish.
by gotmeonmyknees December 6, 2020
Get the ov şehit mug.Used to decribe the mood somebody is in after all there "friends" turn against them and pay someone to anally abuse them for a whole year.
by Chris "the daddy" Parr January 1, 2005
Get the seritful mug.Sevita is a quiet, timid girl before you meet her. Once you have been declared her friend, the fun never ends. She is a good listener and is easy to talk to. She is the brains of the operation, the one who ends all arguments with a better solution, and is probably smarter than you are.
If you ever meet a Sevita in your life, MAKE FRIENDS WITH HER!
If you ever meet a Sevita in your life, MAKE FRIENDS WITH HER!
by Cayoto January 13, 2019
Get the Sevita mug.A biscuit box that is filled with your mom or your grandma's sewing kit. Strangely everybody can relate to this.
"Dude I was looking for something to munch on and I found a biscuit box. Turns out it was a biscuit sewing kit and now my stomach is grumbling."
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