Septims

The most common currency in the video game series, The Elder Scrolls (created by Bethesda Game Studios and produced by Bethesda Softworks minus The Elder Scrolls Online, of which Zenimax took part in creating), named after Tiber Septim (known by the Nords as Talos), the man who founded the Imperial Empire and ascended to godhood after saving all of Tamriel, and possibly all of Nirn itself. also refered to as "coin" by the Khajiit.

"Khajiit has wares, if you have coin"

"this steel greatsword costs 100 septims"

by some guy who likes memes February 4, 2018

saptism

Being baptized in sap

Are you here for the saptism?

by Ketchup Sandwich May 14, 2018

septim777

german womanizer on twitch

septim777: "my i bang you?"

by okiya4869 October 14, 2018

Septimius Severus

The HOTTEST Roman Emperor that ever lived. He was god before there was god. A sweetheart, and he gives excellent blowjobs <3

Roman Girl 1: "Septimius Severus went balls deep and right after went and strengthened Hadrian's Wall!"
Roman Girl 2: "OMG you're so lucky I fucking love Septimius Severus!"

by i_like_satanic_black_metal May 13, 2020

Septiumism

The belief in the importance and power of fate and how it affects and controls our lives

“Marrow’s life was filled with heartbreak, struggle, and loss yet the pain he endured helped temper his willpower and strength for what was to come and the pain soon came to an end when he rose to power, that is the act of Septiumism

“Marrow thinks that even though he struggles, his struggles will prevail and will improve his life for the better because he is a Septiumist”.

by Septiumism October 19, 2022

Septisface

Male version of "butterface". Everything looks good " 'cept his face."

How'd it go with that dude you were stalking at the gym? I let it go. Sure he looked great from behind, but he turned around and was a total septisface.

by NFLTG May 5, 2011

Tiber Septim

The First and ironically the worst Emperor of Tamriel. He is a Warcriminal psychopath who loves wrecking cities with his giant killer robot. His successors were decent Emperors. Even Pelagius III the Mad is better Emperor than him. He is also a pedo who seduced and impregnated a teenage dark elf forced her to abort their child. He is a milk drinker because he used his giant killer robot to conquer Alinor because he's afraid he would be killed without it. Also after his death his loyalists made a propaganda that he became a god after his death which is false.

Fuck Tiber Septim

by Diego_Brando October 16, 2022