Splock

A black spock

He looks like splock

by Boogiedown1288 October 26, 2013

Splock

When you block someone while in the middle of an argument or spazzing on them

Ugh!!! He’s so annoying I’m gonna splock him!

by Splockbitch69 August 8, 2020

Splick Splock

A person of eastern European heritage

Alright Dave, do you want anything from the Splick Splock shop?

by ServiceW4nk November 3, 2018

Jazmine Sedlock

A brunette girl that looks like a money. Often styles her hair in absolutely revolting styles and thinks she’s a material girl

Jazmine Sedlock is SO dumb.

by M0mmyS0rryM0mmyS0rry January 17, 2022

Splock

To strike someone with one's wet/sticky penis after ejaculation, usually in the face.
The word originated as an onomatopoeia for the noise made when a penis (with foreskin) strikes another person making a very distinct noise.
To cock-slap with a wet and sticky penis.

Jenny swallowed and then I splocked her on both cheeks leaving her with a very messy face; she loved it.

by AidanH February 10, 2009

Splock

To have wet messy sex......

I splocked her so hard, my wiener poked out of her pooper.........

All this splocking has shriveled my cock.

I splocked her and got warts on my nyansh.

by splock master May 15, 2010

splocker

Another name for a fart

My sister just splockered and cleared a room

by Splocker May 6, 2021