Sehome High School

Sehome High School is the most pretentious, whitest, and hippiest school in the greater Bellingham region. Home to around 20 minorities and 1,100 white kids, Sehome really puts the "high" in high school. Boasting a large nicotine issue, many students enjoy the all gender bathrooms as a hot spot for sex and juuling. Home to SoundCloud rappers, bad admins, and many libtards, Sehome High School is the best school in Washington state and fuck the raiders, fuck storm, and fuck 12

"Have you been to Sehome High School recently?"
"No, I haven't been there since I was jumped for not wearing AirPods."

by mikelitoris_ January 11, 2019

and you dont seem to understand

And you don't seem to understand
A shame you seemed an honest man
And all the fears you hold so dear
Will turn to whisper in your ear
And you know what they say might hurt you
And you know that it means so much
And you don't even feel a thing
I am falling, I am fading,
I have lost it all
And you don't seem the lying kind
A shame that I can read your mind
And all the things that I read there
Candle-lit smile that we both share
And you know I don't mean to hurt you
But you know that it means so much
And you don't even feel a thing
I am falling, I am fading, I am drowning,
Help me to breathe
I am hurting, I have lost it all
I am losing
Help me to breathe

aka the lyrics in the hit anime show serial experiments lain about a girl whos gay going into COMPUTER WORLD

person 1: and you dont seem to understand
person 2: bro... are you lainpilled??
person 1: yea

person 1 and 2 now have a very hot makeout session

by based and lainpilled July 11, 2021

It Seems Today

That all you see,

Is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good ol' fashioned values?
On which we used to rely!
Lucky theres a Family Guy!
Lucky theres a man who,
Positively can do,
All the things that make us...
Laugh and cry!
He's!
A!
Fam!
-ly!
Guy!

"I love that song that goes, "It seems today"".

by ItSeemsToday October 15, 2019

seemab

One of the most intelligent, beautiful girls on the planet. She is cutie with a killing smile and cares for other regardless of their religion.

Talking with Seemab is so much fun.

by Kashmiriboi March 21, 2018

schemometer

(n) a metaphoric tool used to measure the scheminess involved in a plot

Friend 1: I'll just drive her out to "get lucky rock" then once we're out there I'll just say I'm out of gas and that we'll have to stay the night out there

Friend 2: I don't know man thats about an 8.5 on my schemometer

Friend 1: What?

Friend 2: Obviously you schemed about that plan for a while, you're a creep

by gucciballinhard January 7, 2010

Dj Scheme

Probably one of the best Dj's in the world. He likes to spread positivity and to help every person he can. He mostly works for xxxtentacion, Ski Mask the Slump God, & Fat Nick.

Friend: Did you see Dj Scheme's performance last night?
Me: Of course I did he's one of the best Dj's in the world!

by sleepy b September 27, 2018

you seem fun

A sardonic response to people who insist on correcting jokes.

Someone tweets "My friend is so dumb. She said Dave Grohl used to

be in this band called Nirvana but that makes no sense. That would have been,

like, 20 years ago." The twittertards respond that Grohl was indeed in Nirvana

and that the tweeter is stupid for not knowing this. The proper response to

these people is to tell them "You seem fun".

by snappy kyle September 16, 2013