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mom seatbelt

verb- the act of instinctively placing your arm over someone or something in the passenger seat when slamming on the breaks in the car.
BREAKS SQUEAL!
Me: "Woah. I'm happy I mom seatbelted the pizza. That would've been ugly."
by VannAleXX January 9, 2012
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australian seatbelt

When you reach under from behind to the front, invert your hand with a jerking motion to & fro.
I gave the homeless man an Australian seatbelt in exchange for a cheese sandwich and a half bottle of piss.
by Dj_twel October 7, 2017
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Seatbelt Strangle

A seatbelt strangle is when your seatbelt decides not to let you free, and every time you try and move so it loosens, it only gets tighter. Ususally this occurs when you try and loosen the seatbelt aaalll the way, to the point where it wont go any farther-the belt will slide back into place, and suddenly you find that you wont be able to lean forward. Because of this trapped feeling, you start to panic and hyperventilate and soon need the help of another to unbuckle you, and save you from the Seatbelt Strangle hold.

Afterward you are ususally exhilarated and happy that you defeated an inanimate object and escaped the clutches of teh Seatbelt Strangle.
passenger: (pulls seatbelt to full extent) AhHHHHH!!! help! The seatbelt has got me! i cant move!!!
passenger 2: I'll save you!
passenger 1: AAAHHHH!! quick, i cant breath!
Passenger 2: (unbuckles belt)
passenger 1: thanks man, you totally saved my life.
Passenger 2: yeah, that was one heavy-duty seatbelt strangle you were in.
by TherealWaldo May 27, 2009
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Paper Seatbelt

A false sense of security. Used to describe anything that appears to be strong and secure, but in reality is very weak and vunerable.
The built-in firewall settings in Windows XP is like a paper seatbelt. Hackers can find ways to access your computer.
by Vito Cavallo November 3, 2004
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Seatbelt

The act of seatbelting becomes necessary when the penis of the human male becomes erect in public place. The male will place his erect penis underneath his belt to keep it under control and out of sight. It also feels absolutely fantastic.
I was in math class when I started getting hard, but I fuckin' seatbelt -ed that shit.
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Seatbelt It Up

To "Seatbelt it up" is to tuck a rather awkward boner up into the elastic of your jocks/briefs as to hide it from the general public.
Dave - Oh man I just got a hard on from that girl, what should I do??

Nick - Relax mate, just Seatbelt it up and away you go!
by C-Man-AU March 23, 2011
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Seatbeltb00bing

The act of taking photos of your breasts while wearing the seatbelt.
“Let’s go.
Wait, let me do some seatbeltb00bing first and then we’ll go.”

“Hey, bro did you see that girl’s seatbeltb00bing on Instagram?”
by TheChecs November 28, 2013
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