scimper

When someone slinks away like an adolescent girl. Usually black wannabe Euro trash that are named Matt, Winifred or Hayes scimper.

This word is not a combination of the words scamper and simper.

When we kicked Matt out of the house he scimpered away.

by Chenee April 1, 2008

Wind Schipers

pronounced- wind shy purrs

The easiest (and may I add,laziest) way to say "wind shield wipers". The things that go back and forth, swish swash, on your car.

Great Caesar's ghost, Batman, he didn't use his wind schipers.

by Agent Nikomotoshyn April 6, 2006

scimper

Someone who scimps out on a bet. A whimp. A loser. A fag.

"The bastard won't pay up for the bet he lost."

Friend: "What a fucking scimper."

by ITSIMPOSSIBLETOGETANAME January 5, 2009

Schimped

Verb - To completely manipulate and abuse a project or API to the point at which it is as confusing as a greased pig on an Amtrak. Named posthumously for Rob Schimp.

"Why do we have 8 tables recording tax data for one sale?" "That project was Schimped"

by PotatoMan13 October 14, 2011

Shwhisper

When you let out some gas and you're certain you stained your pants but it turns out to be fine

1 : Hey man you good? Looked like you shit your pants.

2: I'm okay it was just a shwhisper

by RrezeRrex September 6, 2019

Schumper

A shirt that's stitched into a jumper.

Have you seen Dave? That cunts definitely wearing a schumper.

by Bank and bonk boabby May 5, 2021

Schwimmer’d

Getting reallly drunk or high or both and getting a bit messy or very messy

Me: I got schwimmer’d last night
Friend: Schwimmer’d?
Me: Yeah. DAVID schwimmer’d 😂

by MetropolitanServices August 29, 2021