Shurtleffed

a surprise from Steve Shurtleff
-used on michael james adamson
-also a threesome with ms. marr

MJA: What happened?
Steve: You've been Shurtleffed
MJA: sweet

by Steve Shurtleff March 3, 2005

scuttlehead

A goat eating a tin can

Taxi driver says: You darn scuttleheads!

Scuttleheads are people who remind you of goats eating tin cans.

by LibsArePooPoo June 1, 2022

lord scuttle

The lord of all and the God of the sea. Is Ruler of the sea. Can't spell but that's ok. Doesn't like Triton.

Mary: you wanna come to Church with me?
Everyone: Um no sorry I only Worship my God and Lord Scuttle.

by Thee hot thot November 29, 2017

scuttlefish

1. a person who always scuttles or scampers apparently for no good reason.
2. a person who is always in haste.

He is such a scuttlefish. He is always in haste.

by uttam maharjan October 2, 2012

Scuttle Dut

To mess something up, to screw up

"Tyler made another scuttle dut in his relationship" or "I know I scuttle dutted, but will you forgive me?"

by twiddlediddle29 July 8, 2012

squrtle

when you cum so fast and hard the overwhelming amount of cum drowns your partner and you stand over their died body and shout triumphantly water gun! Then you scream as you dissolve into a bright white light and evolve into a blastoise.

Babe want to try squrtle tonight

by Kermitfucker January 10, 2022

Scuttlehead

The root cause of all societal problems for one of Norm Macdonald’s taxi drivers.

“You know what’s wrong with the world? All these scuttleheads!”

by Legalese78 June 4, 2022