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Scuttlehead 

scut•tle•head /ˈskədlˌhed/ (see also, scuddlehead)

1. noun (pl. -s)

An ethnic or racist slur directed at or towards an undefined race or ethnicity. Insult to all, compliment to none. A potent fighting word, if you can bring yourself to be offended by it. Most common among racist taxi drivers in Portland, which isn't a home to racists.

2. adjective (-ed)

Having the qualities of a scuttlehead.
You know what the problem is, don't you? Too many damn scuttleheads!
Scuttlehead by Jeffvanderlou May 31, 2022
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scuttlehead 

A goat eating a tin can

Taxi driver says: You darn scuttleheads!
Scuttleheads are people who remind you of goats eating tin cans.
scuttlehead by LibsArePooPoo June 1, 2022

Scuttlehead 

The root cause of all societal problems for one of Norm Macdonald’s taxi drivers.
You know what’s wrong with the world? All these scuttleheads!”
Scuttlehead by Legalese78 June 4, 2022

Scuttlehead 

Shit for brains.

Norm MacDonald's preferred identifiable group for scapegoating.
You know what's wrong with this country? Too many scuttleheads.
Scuttlehead by BlackBBQBones June 6, 2022

scuttlehead 

A racist slur when you don't know quite what race you're actually angry about, but you know that they're definitely to blame for everything wrong with society.
The thing that's wrong with this country is there's too many damn scuttleheads running around!

-Norm Macdonald quoting and angry racist taxi driver (RIP Norm)
scuttlehead by Assman Manass May 30, 2022

scuddlehead 

what taxi drivers think the problem is in this country
You know what the problem is with this country? …. There’s too many damn scuddleheads.

Skuttlehead 

The source of all of the problems in this word. Unanimously hated by every racist in the world, along with everybody else.
Racist: You know what's wrong with this world? Too many Skuttleheads
Guy: What's a Skuttlehead
Racist: Those people who keep stealing our jobs and fucking my wife