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Belly Scratcher

Quite simply a giant douche bag. More often than not, a Lacrosse player and/or some form of Jock. A male who is either obsessed with his own stomach or wants everyone to see his stomach for some unknown reason. (it most certainly doesn't have a bad itch) This male is either looking for envy among other males, to signal other belly scratchers of being part of the club, or the possibility of female attention. Look for scratching sessions anywhere from 10-15 seconds to a full 4 minutes depending on location.

Side effects of talking to belly scratchers will cause a severe loss in brain cells. Avoid as much as possible.
Hey Dan, you have a good dinner out last night?

Nah brah, there were belly scratchers everywhere.

Oh balls dude.
by pedaltothemetal August 26, 2010
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scrutching

Using a crutch to scratch your legs since you are physically impaired at the moment to do the same with your hands.
To ward away the mosquito attack around his wounded leg, he was intensely scrutching himself.
by A.I.R January 16, 2010
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stretched lobes

Stretched Lobes are ear lobes stretched beyond the "normal" size of 18g. The incorrect term for the stretching process is "Gauging"; the jewelry are certain Gauges (For example, 2g is 1/4".) The origins of this process go back to tribes in Africa, Asia, and even some in early America.

Frequently asked questions about this are:
“Does it hurt?”
It really shouldn’t. If you stretch slowly and only one size at a time (waiting till it is healed) it shouldn’t be more than a slight discomfort for a few seconds.

“How big will I stretch before it won’t go back to normal?”
On average, 2g

“What comes after 00/000?”
Refer to the chart:
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Gauge Inches Millimeters
16ga 1.3mm
14ga 1.6mm
12ga 2.0mm
10ga 2.5mm
8ga 3.2mm
6ga 4.1mm
4ga 5.1mm
2ga 1/4" 6.3mm
0ga 5/16" 7.9mm
00ga 3/8" 9.5mm
000ga 7/16" 11.1mm
1/2" 12.7mm
9/16" 14.2mm
5/8" 15.8mm
11/16" 17.4mm
3/4" 19.0mm
13/16" 20.6mm
7/8" 22.2mm
15/16" 23.8mm
1" 25.4mm

“How big can I go?”
Depends on the size of your lobes, how thick, and how well you stretch. There are people currently here in America with lobes over 3 inches.

“Why do it?”
Personal choice, everyone’s different.

For more information on “Stretching Lobes” you can refer to www.BMEzine.com.
For examples of Stretched lobes check out the picture section
by Holly Noel April 14, 2006
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scratcher jizz

Those little pieces that come off of lottery scratchers and get everywhere.
"Don't scratch those in my car, you'll get scratcher jizz everywhere!"
by slurpeegirl June 30, 2014
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stretched too thin

When something is stretched too thin, it is unbearable or uncomfortable. Stretch too thin is also said of a person who tries to do many things at the same time and cannot give enought time or attention to any of them
I'm burdened with my solitude, stretched too thin to bear.
I realized I've been spreading myself too thin, so I resigned as secretary of the golf club
by Samon Biaou May 30, 2006
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Cat Scratches

A term used when talking about fresh scars from one’s cutting of them selves, typically used to cover up the cutting.
John: “hey what’s that on your wrist”
Jane: “cat scratches

Jane found help and is now a functioning member of society
by Depressedandgay February 7, 2022
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scrushed

A combination of the words scrotum and crushed. What happens when a man is kicked in the balls, is wearing tight pants,or is any situation that put his balls uncomfortably close to his pelvis.
Dude he was just scrushed by his girlfriend.
That guys jeans are so tight, he must be scrushed.
by Mr.Man of Sri Lanka July 25, 2009
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