(Skro-tur-ay-shun)
1. A laceration on the scrotum most commonly caused by manscaping or rogue fly zippers.
1. A laceration on the scrotum most commonly caused by manscaping or rogue fly zippers.
Jill: Why do you keep grimacing when you sit down Jack?
Jack: I gave myself a scroteration last night
Jill: You gave yourself a what now?
Jack: FFS! I cut my ballbag shaving woman!
Jack: I gave myself a scroteration last night
Jill: You gave yourself a what now?
Jack: FFS! I cut my ballbag shaving woman!
by Mr W to the R to the C November 25, 2011
Get the Scroteration mug.used to describe a person, thing or situation that is a scraggy tangled scabby mess. A situation, person or thing that is disheveled, grimy, abrassive, unfair, devoid of logic and lacking even a few redeaming features.
Did you see alan today ?- he was looking a bit scrowley wasn't he?
that kebab looks a bit scrowley
John can't make tomorrow night - his got to look after the kids - that's a bit scrowley
that kebab looks a bit scrowley
John can't make tomorrow night - his got to look after the kids - that's a bit scrowley
by Ralph Bismark March 15, 2010
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(verb): to succeed at doing something by luck or otherwise less than honorable means. A fluke. Most often used in sports. Like if you shank a golf shot, but it somehow goes in the hole anyway. Or if you call swish, but then the basketball miraculously goes off the backboard and through the hoop.
WTF? I can't believe you scrotered that last shot into the basket.
Clint Dempsey totally scrotered that ball past Robert Green in the World Cup.
Clint Dempsey totally scrotered that ball past Robert Green in the World Cup.
by brentmcd April 29, 2011
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by scrotey13 October 11, 2012
Get the Scrotey mug.guy 1: "dude, i had scrotey oats for breakfast this morning"
guy 2: "holy shit dude, does that mean you can like..lift cars and shit with your bare muscles"
guy 1: "yeah"
guy 2: "holy shit dude, does that mean you can like..lift cars and shit with your bare muscles"
guy 1: "yeah"
by Magus January 6, 2005
Get the scrotey oats mug.person 1: you've got that scrimbly shwabble blop schrimblebobblopoingey super SCROBLER for sure
person 2: what?
person 1: you're really cool is what I mean
person 2: oh ok, that makes more sense.
person 2: what?
person 1: you're really cool is what I mean
person 2: oh ok, that makes more sense.
by mixer 2 March 16, 2022
Get the that Scrimbly Shwabble Blop Schrimblebobblopoingey Super SCROBLER mug.To place ones penis in a girls mouth whilst simultaneously resting the testicles in her ocular sockets, one testicle on each eye, like a pair of sunglasses.
"She said she likes to do it with the lights off, so I put the scroatleys on her instead, she couldn't see a thing."
by mrhermatiawish December 12, 2008
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