micro-scripulate

The act of refrigerating asian sperm, then putting said sperm in your roomate's mouth while he is sleeping.

"Aw man, my mouth is cold and tastes funny, I think James micro-scripulated me."

by Captain Klamydia January 18, 2009

Hydro-Lithium-Demerol-Amal-Nitrate Uranium Scrupulator

This high-power laser is used by a CPS (see Carbon Proton Synthesiser) to imprint smiley faces on the protons of Carbon atoms. If this laser is aimed into the night sky, the dot can be seen on the surface of Neptune.
Invented by F.S.E.V

This Carbon Proton Synthesiser is not use without a Hydro-Lithium-Demerol-Amal-Nitrate Uranium Scrupulator, you idiot!

by Freddie.V February 9, 2005

scrafula

another word for the srotum sac

"my scrafula is chafing like a maddog."

by [e-mail] February 28, 2003

scrabulate

To place together in a disorganized way. Out of place by the way it looks.

"The rebuilt engine looked scrabulated for the mechanic used different parts from different companies."

by gavilatius January 2, 2010

Scapula Fucking

Verb
Involving a male and a fatass female or other male (must be fatass), you put the fatass on its belly, squeeze its backfat together and proceed with the fucking. Similar to titty fucking.

Ted: Yo man, me and Savannah had the BEST time scapula fucking last night!
Robert: Shit dude, she's fucking fat as fuck.
Ted: Yeah, that's kinda the point...

by Your Favorite Whiteboy September 12, 2012

strapulate

When you're face/skin is dry after exposure to water.

After I take a shower I need to apply moisturizer before my face strapulates

by SonicNeonHell February 28, 2015

Scapulation Dumping refers to dumping scapula's

Scapulation dumping refers to the process of dumping scapula’s. Little is known about Scapula’s (from the latin word Scapulaiincredabilous) except that they are found at incredible depths within the worlds oceans. It is within their home environment that they creep and crawl over the ocean floors gathering the bubbles from shark farts.

Deep sea trawlers net the scapulas, extract the shark farts and encapsulate them in a vat of spirits which are ultimately sold to the manufacturers of spirit levels and used for the bubbles found within those levels.
Extreme caution must be applied throughout the action to avoid the shark farts entering the seamen’s blood stream and causing “the bends”.

The Scapula’s are not harmed during the process and are dumped back into the sea once their valuable cargo’s are extracted hence the expression “scapulation dumping”.

Prof J.S. Miller

Scapulation Dumping refers to dumping scapula's and is associated with production of Pioneer Brickies Levels

by Ormbo January 22, 2008