Skizzorz

An alternative term for the noun scissors.

"Aye mate would'ya pass me dem skizzorz?"

"Gotta snip snip this paper, where me skizzors at?"

by Whispy Whisp May 20, 2016

shizzot

shit but sounds funnier

oh shizzot man i just got some fuckin sawdust in my eye yo.

by irishmoron April 27, 2005

slizzore

harlot or other often sexually active female

damn, dat nigga put a whole fuckin' bottle in that slizzore's twat!!!

by jon bon jovster April 28, 2003

Scizorz

Term used when you're overly obsessed with the Slayer skill in RuneScape.

'Omg look it's a Scizorz killing abbies, he should really get his ranged up!'

by Scizorz January 13, 2008

shizzon

an expression of excitement or enthusiasm

"we have a qmb test today"
"shizzon!"

by Shizzonnnn October 20, 2008

Scizzing

A form of jizzing at a much higher rate of speed. Speed jizzing. Where an individual can get off while running or just sitting and vigorously stimulating themselves as much as possible.

"Did you see that guy wearing that bag over his head? He was totally scizzing down the hallway."

by Nolegged Mexican Jumping Bean January 17, 2010

Shizzower

A portmanteau of "shit," "jizz" and "shower" used to describe the stepwise act of going to a bathroom to defecate, masturbate and then take a shower.

I have a big date tonight so I'm gonna take a shizzower.

by Eunit89 May 29, 2017