schwanky

A word similar to "swanky," usually used by those under the influence to describe something only perceived as swanky to the drunk.

"Wow, that limo sure is schwanky!"
"That's a taxi."

by Kroger Brand July 16, 2009

Schwanky

It can mean your mom.com, it can mean bussin bussin it can mean dope, the best, chips, videogames, it can even mean that every rose has its thorns

you looking mad schwanky my boy

by Manuellle December 23, 2021

Schwonk

n. a stupid question/statement.

v. ("to Schwonk") to say something stupid.

n. John said such a Schwonk today! He said the water was dry.

v. Man, I've Schwonked more than anyone.

by Scott September 26, 2003

schwonk

colloq. A huge wad of man fat. A generous serving of gentleman's relish.

Oops- Sorry Janet- I appear to have got a swonk on your mother's curtains.

by Steve September 26, 2003

Schwanky Tank

The country version of Schwinkie Tink, only dressed like a cowboy and likes to reenact brokeback mtn.

I cant believe Jacob was such a Schwanky Tank today.

by Schwinkies man March 13, 2009

schlonky leg

When you hit a baby seat with your schlong but it looks like your leg hit it is called a schlonky leg.

Was that a schlonky leg?

by Turtlesnap sesamesnap November 21, 2017

Wonky schlonky

Wonky schlonky is a act of kindness after being put in a complicated situation

This guy fucked my ass without my permission so i gave him a Wonky schlonky

by AnalThief May 8, 2021