schweppervesence

-noun The essence of the club soda Schweppes.

-noun, slang Can describe the simplicity of something, since Schweppes is known for being simple.

"Keeping the schweppervesence
street ghetto essence inside us
cause it provides us
with the proper insite to guide us." -- MC AZ The Visualiza's verse in "Life's a bitch" from Nas' Illmatic album, 1994;

by Jason 13 October 7, 2008

Not the full can of Schweppes.

Lacking some schweppervescence! Not all there! A little on the slow side.

That person is really "Not the full can of Schweppes."

No intellectual conversation there!!!

by smurfette5 August 21, 2012

schweetie

an abuse of the word sweetie.
a term of endearment; expressing affection; a term that indicates love, and sometimes used as a plea to achieve one's will.

Garrett: Schweetie! Don't be mad at me.. I loooove you
Stef: Ugh, okaaay...
Garrett: So, do you still love me?
Stef: yes baby

by yo bebe May 20, 2005

the schweede

a flaming homosexual Jewish soap maker who enjoys taking male anal virginity with perfect landings inside the asshole

The Schweede has taken my anal virginity with his explosive ejaculate corkscrew penis on a tour of his pole vault perfect landings.

by anal expositions April 6, 2015

Schweeties

Another word for marijuana, chronic, weed, etc.

"I am picking up some schweeties later then heading out for a sesh you coming?" said a random pothead.

by Street_Balla_21 December 1, 2006

Schweebie

A total dork. The king of dorkdom. Extremely genuine but unimpressive in the bedroom. Typically has a PHD.

Girl 1: Is that guy coming to see you this weekend?
Girl 2: Remind me who he is.
Girl 1: Hes that aerospace engineer, he cant hold his liquor or get it up. Hes a total schweebie.

by Nashcupcake August 29, 2018

Schweppes Swallow

A guy who works as a Barista who follows gay men in the restroom and performs a coffee enima on him. The gay guy squeezes his ass cheeks together to hold in the coffee in while the Schweppes sucks the queers dick. When the queer cums in Schweppes mouth, Schweppes will then slide his mouth over the queers anus. The queer releases the shit coffee into the Schweppes mouth allowing him to swallow the cum and the shit.

Gay guy: "Excuse me do you offer the Schweppes Swallow?"

Schwepps: "Yes I do but that is an extra dollar for cream"

by Webcke August 9, 2009