schwank

A word that can mean anything and can be used as an insult, pronoun, noun, verb, adverb, interjection, conjunction, adjective, etc. (including every other type of word in the english language)

I schwanked your cake, bleezatch

by jiggidy123456 April 2, 2009

Schwank

To Schwank is to Shit & Wank at the same time. It is a good time saving method prior to a night out.

I am just gonna have a Schwank and a shower before we head out

by Muzzy23 May 6, 2014

shwanky

high class and full of pizzaz. In item, object or thing that has a high price tag and tickles the eye.

that was some ring on her finger, so very shwanky.

by shroomies July 31, 2007

schwanker

A penis, also known as a flanger, dangler, and schlanker.

When you run down the stairs with loose shorts, your schwanker dangles around.

by jon62551 August 21, 2005

schwank

the upper mid grade of marijuana bud that can be found for reasonable prices.

Man, the dank was too expensive, but the schwag looked like some poor grade marijuana, so i went with the schwank.

by Nate and Chris October 7, 2007

schwankey

Something very Cool, Posh, Fashionable, Uber Stylish.

"WoW, did you see Wubi? He's really Schwankey with that laptop!"

by Prepare thy Hamlet May 15, 2014

Schwanked

To go completely gay (ramming, rimming, sucking, etc ) for a small amount of drugs or money.

Can you believe Jesse actually did that?

Yeah man, he really just got Schwanked!

by Pillowcase911 July 20, 2019