by RickyAwesome August 1, 2009
Get the Schleef mug.to gain an advantage in a line such as on an interstate highway exit or when two lanes are merging into one.
by BookmDanno February 29, 2008
Get the schweef mug.Usually associated with bat wings and those with a hairless scrotum, a scqueef (a male queef) occurs when the scrotum becomes attached to the inner thigh, usually due to excessive sweating, and traps a pocket of air. The trapped air is forcibly removed, while walking or jogging, from its scrotal pocket creating a farting sound. Scqueefs are imppossible to predict.
Dude, I totally scqueefed when I walked by heather's desk. She probably thinks I farted. They nees to turn down the heat in here!
by Hayden Bond April 8, 2006
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Get the schkeef mug.A word used to describe a person who generally exhibits awkward behavior, tries to incorporate oneself in a private conversation, laughs at innapropriate times/makes unneccesary comments, etc
Schmeefers are generally humorous to observe but can interfere with macks, such as a cock blocker, or even find it dificult to talk to girls
Generally, a schmeefer is an awkward, flamboyant, and possibly even rash thinking person
(word derived from Dick and da Champ)
Schmeefers are generally humorous to observe but can interfere with macks, such as a cock blocker, or even find it dificult to talk to girls
Generally, a schmeefer is an awkward, flamboyant, and possibly even rash thinking person
(word derived from Dick and da Champ)
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Get the schweef mug.O man, that schmeef smells like shit
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