schoon

to fuck something up
to cry while masterbating

man, he really schooned that interveiw

i heard him schooning in the bathroom

by ballsackfacemonkey August 15, 2008

schooned

A variation on the pawned, p00ned and powned, however is used by the upper classes.

"Good sir, you just got schooned."
"Oh drat."

by James Frost July 20, 2006

schoon trubert

To give a blowjob while standing up and bending over, while the person giving the blowjob is standing up too, usually between two guys.

Neil gave Bob the old schoon trubert before an important wrestling match.

by Howie Felter October 14, 2007

Schoon

Gooning in a bucket full of excrement.

"I think I'll pass on the lactose free milk, intend to schoon later today"

by LVLDRD May 15, 2024

schooning

to be needlessly upset or overcome with anger after someone makes a valid point.

Terry was schooning from his talk with Micheal

by thokasgoldbelly November 15, 2020

Schooning

To raise and activate the sail known as the "schoon." Commonly used by amateurs with aspirations of sailing but are poor and live landlocked so they're best attempt is in using nautical terms in their everyday life.

Once I graduate and my industry is booming, I'll be schooning.

by Harold Bungus September 15, 2023